The Empire of Marina Klimova is a massive, pleasant nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and suspicion of poets. The hard-working population of 1.133 billion Marina Klimovans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 24.0%.

The Marina Klimovan economy, worth 51.7 trillion Monies a year, is quite specialized and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 45,639 Monies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

Throwing garbage out of your house's front window makes it legally someone else's problem, the statue in the Cartman Plaza has a solar panel for a hat, government-sponsored gallows are being erected by Violetist temples, and gay hospital patients are labelled with a pink triangle to alert staff of their substandard blood. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Marina Klimova's national animal is the Giraffe, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Marina Klimova is ranked 196,860^th in the world and 7,486^th in Osiris for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -1.67 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.